I got this in an email from my favorite sister, It speaks volumes...
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?
Well, here are some promises that actually speak of true friendship.
No cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a
spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll stop laughing, pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because
I am your friend.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth.
Are you tired of those sissy 'friendship' poems?
Well, here are some promises that actually speak of true friendship.
No cutesy little smiley faces on this card-
Just the stone cold truth of our friendship.
1. When you are sad --I will jump on the person who made you sad like a
spider monkey jacked up on Mountain Dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be
involved in.
4. When you're scared -- we will high tail it out of here.
5. When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much
worse it could be until you quit whining, ya big baby!!
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7. When you are sick --Stay away from me until you are well again. I don't
want whatever you have.
8. When you fall -- I'll stop laughing, pick you up and dust you off.
9. This is my oath...I pledge it to the end. 'Why?' you may ask -- because
I am your friend.
Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth.
5 comments:
This is hilarious! You have one awesome sister Tiff!
I LOVE This! Thanks for the post!
okay - FINAlly a poem that says it like it is! It's great!
This is reality, isn't it? I'm all about fairy tales, but not when it comes to friendship! Thanks for sharing. Hope all is great for you guys!
Just found your blog, wandering the vast reaches of the Internets.
I love this poem. I may come back and poach it for my blog.
Michele
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